wtfmanga:

bobafettishism:

I’m a teacher and today two new students signed up at my school - three year old identical twin boys. Their names are Sora and Riku.

That generation is here.

It begins.

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JESUS CHRIST

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gouviac:

Space Dandy is over… What I’m gonna do now?

gouviac:

Space Dandy is over… What I’m gonna do now?

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  • video game companies: *makes game with female/LGBT characters*
  • dudebros: wHAT HTe fUCK IS THSI SOCIAL ,.JUSITICE SHI.,,T,,...,.I canNOT,, BELEIVVB nnOT BYINHG...,

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Protect your peace. Get rid of toxicity. Cleanse your space. Cultivate love.

Brittany Josephina (via mindofataurus)

Sooo you’re telling me to use avast more often, stop playing League of Legends, empty my recycle bin, and masturbate?

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leslieknope:

shoutout to the best onion article of all time

leslieknope:

shoutout to the best onion article of all time

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And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you.
(via lieandsneak)

(Source: lntroductions)

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frombitchtobeast:

vivalapantslessjess:

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

He’s gonna tip the kayak and then steal your wallet. Otters are known for their ruthlessness and their susceptibility to gambling addictions.

Thank you science side of tumblr

frombitchtobeast:

vivalapantslessjess:

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

He’s gonna tip the kayak and then steal your wallet. Otters are known for their ruthlessness and their susceptibility to gambling addictions.

Thank you science side of tumblr

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storeboughtisfine:

deepinmyb0nes:

In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.

buddy does not know

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huffingtonpost:

Jon Stewart’s Priceless Response To Fox News On Ferguson

Jon Stewart is back from vacation, and he’s not wasting any time going after one of his favorite targets: Fox News.

Watch his the full brilliant 10  minute monologue on racism and Ferguson  here. 

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bellechere:

comicsalliance:

WHY BIG SUPERHERO MUSCLES AREN’T ‘THE SAME THING’ AS SEXY CURVES
By Andrew Wheeler
As a man who reads superhero comics, I confess that I share a commonly-held prurient interest in big-chested, long-legged heroes in skin-baring costumes that barely cover their naughty bits — or as I like to call him, Namor.
Sadly, Namor is pretty much alone in his category. Contrary to the perception that male heroes in comics are frequently sexually objectified, it’s my experience that even Namor is only rarely presented as someone to lust over. Yet I’m fortunate that my tastes run towards the Hemsworth end of the scale. Like many straight men, I admire the kind of buff dudes that are the staple of superhero comics, even though they are rarely sexualized. If I shared the tastes of most of the women I know, I think I’d find superhero comics an even more frustratingly sexless wasteland.
Big muscles are a male fantasy. That’s not to say that women aren’t ever into them, but let’s face facts; women have never been the primary target audience for superhero comics, and male heroes are drawn with big muscles anyway. Make no mistake; women are there. But those big muscles are not there for women. They’re there for men; straight men who find male power exhilarating. If women didn’t exist, superheroes would be drawn just as buff as they are today — because as far as most superhero comics are concerned, women as consumers do not exist.
Yet I’ve seen it said more times than I can count that male heroes are objectified, sexualized, idealized, just the same as the women — because they’re big and ripped and dressed in tight costumes. It’s an idea that’s completely tied up in the narcissistic notion that androphile women are attracted to the same qualities that men find appealing.
Talk to a few women, and you’ll find that’s broadly untrue.
READ MORE

I love and agree with everything this article has to say 1000%.
Power Girl and Warbird/Ms. Marvel are two characters I love, and two characters I’ve dressed up as. The costumes are fun; I appreciate their aesthetic. However, whenever I’ve suggested that these outfits are 100% pandering to guys fantasies (especially given how awkward they’ve been to wear in stage fights!), I’ve been dismissed. ‘The men are designed to attract women, so the women are designed to attract men. Get over it.’ On deaf ears have my protests of ‘I don’t really find bulging muscles attractive’ gone. ‘Well, that’s just you.’ BUT IT’S NOT JUST ME. THANK YOU COMICS ALLIANCE.

bellechere:

comicsalliance:

WHY BIG SUPERHERO MUSCLES AREN’T ‘THE SAME THING’ AS SEXY CURVES

By Andrew Wheeler

As a man who reads superhero comics, I confess that I share a commonly-held prurient interest in big-chested, long-legged heroes in skin-baring costumes that barely cover their naughty bits — or as I like to call him, Namor.

Sadly, Namor is pretty much alone in his category. Contrary to the perception that male heroes in comics are frequently sexually objectified, it’s my experience that even Namor is only rarely presented as someone to lust over. Yet I’m fortunate that my tastes run towards the Hemsworth end of the scale. Like many straight men, I admire the kind of buff dudes that are the staple of superhero comics, even though they are rarely sexualized. If I shared the tastes of most of the women I know, I think I’d find superhero comics an even more frustratingly sexless wasteland.

Big muscles are a male fantasy. That’s not to say that women aren’t ever into them, but let’s face facts; women have never been the primary target audience for superhero comics, and male heroes are drawn with big muscles anyway. Make no mistake; women are there. But those big muscles are not there for women. They’re there for men; straight men who find male power exhilarating. If women didn’t exist, superheroes would be drawn just as buff as they are today — because as far as most superhero comics are concerned, women as consumers do not exist.

Yet I’ve seen it said more times than I can count that male heroes are objectified, sexualized, idealized, just the same as the women — because they’re big and ripped and dressed in tight costumes. It’s an idea that’s completely tied up in the narcissistic notion that androphile women are attracted to the same qualities that men find appealing.

Talk to a few women, and you’ll find that’s broadly untrue.

READ MORE

I love and agree with everything this article has to say 1000%.

Power Girl and Warbird/Ms. Marvel are two characters I love, and two characters I’ve dressed up as. The costumes are fun; I appreciate their aesthetic. However, whenever I’ve suggested that these outfits are 100% pandering to guys fantasies (especially given how awkward they’ve been to wear in stage fights!), I’ve been dismissed. ‘The men are designed to attract women, so the women are designed to attract men. Get over it.’ On deaf ears have my protests of ‘I don’t really find bulging muscles attractive’ gone. ‘Well, that’s just you.’ BUT IT’S NOT JUST ME. THANK YOU COMICS ALLIANCE.

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